What’s worse than a Living Hell? A Normal one!
This Halloween, The Marlborough descends into the bland and beige world of ‘NORMALITY’. Gasp in horror as your dullest and deepest fears come to life. Think: 2.4 spooky children, matching blood stained His ‘n’ Hers Towels and horrific ‘masc4masc only grindr’ hookups.
Dress Up suggestions: Stepford Wives/ Broken Gender Specific Toys/ David and Samantha Cameron / Jacked up Jack Wills/ Executive Business Meeting Chic/ Possessed Disney Princes and Princesses.